break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
