Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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