hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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