I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
