Where are you?
In a non slutty way
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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