Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
