I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Come on in and take your pants off
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