That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Randomize
