That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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