That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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