At least make sure they are 18
Why
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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