i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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