just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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