this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
