Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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