none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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