You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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