My room smells like vodka and shame
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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