they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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