you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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