you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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