i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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