rhymes with "ouble enetration"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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