can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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