I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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