Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
the liver wants what the liver wants
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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