Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
last night I used snow as a chaser
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
