Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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