it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You dont lie about slip and slides
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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