Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There r osticjed everywhere
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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