Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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