Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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