Joe is yelling at the trees again.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Randomize
