I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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