it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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