Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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