Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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