in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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