wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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