scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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