the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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