Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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