I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my being single is dangerous.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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