were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Green mimosas i think yes
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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