I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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