Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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