sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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