Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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