i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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