Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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