You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My first STD was from a foam party
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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