All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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