You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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