theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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